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03-05-23 03:26PM
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Currling Related Jokes

What's your favorite curling related joke you've heard?

I still remember this one I heard during a broadcast of the Autumn Classic a few years back: the freeze is the hardest shot in curling and bowling.

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My favorite is Soledad O'Brien.

"Curling has always been a very white sport. I mean, just look at it!"

In fact, I think the entire skit is high comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIsQTWMPmEs

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Good

I have been following your advice and having a lot of fun with trap the mouse as a result.

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Re: Good

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I have been following your advice and having a lot of fun with trap the mouse as a 1818 result.


I don't think I get this joke lol! Here's my favorite curling related joke,

"To convince women sweeping was a sport." :D My wife hates this joke!!

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You made some very good points here. Wonderful... I think you've brought up some really good points. Keep doing what you're doing fnaf

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All these curling jokes from you guys are so funny and bring me so much joy Thank you for sharing your funny stories.ChatGPT

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M: USA Curling Junior National Championships
Eau Claire, WI
Teams | Scores | Standings | Playoffs
Draw: M5 -- Wed, Mar 27 -- 7:00pm CT
Fitzgerald Final
Guentzel (10) Watch Live Curling!
Cenzalli Final
Rose (10) Watch Live Curling!
Church Final
Lannoye (10) Watch Live Curling!
Hebert Final
Brenden (9) Watch Live Curling!
W: USA Curling Junior National Championships
Eau Claire, WI
Teams | Scores | Standings | Playoffs
Draw: W4 -- Wed, Mar 27 -- 2:00pm CT
Scheel Final
Berg (9) Watch Live Curling!
Pekowitz Final
Berg (9) Watch Live Curling!
Schapman Final
Johnson (10) Watch Live Curling!
Giroux 12  Final
Viau (9) Watch Live Curling!
M: Canadian Mixed Doubles Curling Championship
Fredericton, NB
Teams | Scores | Standings | Playoffs
Draw: CF -- Fri, Mar 22 -- 1:00pm AT
Lott/Lott Final
Walk/Muyr (8) Watch Live Curling!
M: Swiss Junior Championships
Thun, SUI
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Draw: CF2 -- Sun, Mar 24 -- 3:00am ET
Caccivio Final
Brauchli 12  (EE)
Dryburgh Final
Ringgenberg (9)
W: Swiss Junior Championships
Thun, SUI
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Draw: CF2 -- Sun, Mar 24 -- 9:00am CET
Schwaller Final
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Blackham Final
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W: NWTCA Curling Club Championships
Fort Smith, NT
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Draw: 3 -- Sat, Mar 23 -- 11:00am MT
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M: NWTCA Curling Club Championships
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