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03-05-23 03:26PM

hailstone
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Currling Related Jokes

What's your favorite curling related joke you've heard?

I still remember this one I heard during a broadcast of the Autumn Classic a few years back: the freeze is the hardest shot in curling and bowling.

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03-06-23 03:09PM

curlingclips
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My favorite is Soledad O'Brien.

"Curling has always been a very white sport. I mean, just look at it!"

In fact, I think the entire skit is high comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIsQTWMPmEs

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03-08-23 02:53AM

Yulimase
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Good

I have been following your advice and having a lot of fun with trap the mouse as a result.

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03-13-23 11:49AM

hertzdani
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Re: Good

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Originally posted by Yulimase
I have been following your advice and having a lot of fun with trap the mouse as a 1818 result.

I don't think I get this joke lol! Here's my favorite curling related joke,

"To convince women sweeping was a sport." :D My wife hates this joke!!

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03-21-23 02:48AM

theodoreevans
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You made some very good points here. Wonderful... I think you've brought up some really good points. Keep doing what you're doing fnaf

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03-22-23 07:27AM

Emma Johnson
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All these curling jokes from you guys are so funny and bring me so much joy Thank you for sharing your funny stories.ChatGPT

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